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Do NOT post anything other than 4chan screenshots. Do NOT link directly to 4chan.org. Do NOT post anything from unrelated websites. Your post must be a screencap of a 4chan thread, not a 4chan meme, or meta-discussion about 4chan.
Only post new material with timestamp
Do NOT post screencaps over a year old, and do NOT omit the date and time stamp. Those posts belong in /r/classic4chan.
Crop your posts properly
Do NOT crop your post poorly. Do NOT crop out the date (3 min ago is NOT a date).
Do NOT act like a basic reddit bitch. This includes cliche reddit phrases, subreddit mentions, puns, song lyrics, novelty accounts, getting lots of karma on a single post, and other dummy things that make you a manchild.
E.g. not my proudest fap, /r/theydidthemath, I did nazi that coming, tOxIc, is this the real life, is this just fantasy, /u/[somethingstupid], any mention of upvotes, etc.
Do NOT reveal personal information, or post 4chan screenshots, that contain personal information of an individual. Do not post 4chan screenshots of Reddit account names.
Do NOT include any requests to "include me in the screencap."
Do NOT forget to mark NSFW content. The overall subreddit is SFW, so people need to really know when a submission is legit NSFW.
Do NOT break any rules that the mods might invent on the spot.
We personally severely dislike reddit and everyone who frequents it. We believe it's a shitty, destructive echo chamber that does public harm as an internet publisher. We think this website discourages real interpersonal communication, and encourages addict-like consumption.
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