Shitty Life Pro Tips
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A place for the shittiest, most mocking "pro-tips" you can think of. Whether you want to let us know how glue can help out your hair or the quickest way to clog a public toilet, we're the place to post.
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**WHAT IS A LIFE PRO TIP?** A Life Pro Tip (or LPT) is a tip that improves life for you and those around you in a specific and significant way.
The post must contain a life pro tip that is shitty. This isn't a dumping ground for shitty statements. Any tips that are actual good advice will be removed at the discretion of the mod team. What constitutes shitty is hard to explain, but much like porn, we know it when we see it.
We will remove all posts with the tip "Kill Yourself" or any variation thereof. Not because we don't want you to kill yourself (we do), but we have seen every single combination of this tip, and are sick of them. They aren't original.
Reposts are lame. Also, posting the same "SLPT: repost for more karma!" image is bad and if you do that, you are a bad person. In fact, let's make an attempt to not repost at all, let's make our ancestors proud, mkay? If you post something in our top 25 of all time, you'll likely be banned without warning for being ignorant or illiterate. We're sick of removing your shit.
Circlejerking is lame too. Simply copying a popular post from here, or LPT and putting a minor twist to it so it's "shitty" is also unoriginal, and we will probably remove those too if we see them.
Being gross for the sake of being gross will get your post removed at the Mod's discretion. Most of these include bodily functions and fluids, or rape etc. Pretty much anything posted simply for shock value.
Finally, If you act like a racist, spammer, or are being a general douchenozzle, the mods reserve the right to ban your ass without warning.
Note: For God's sake this subreddit is meant to be taken in a joking, satirical manner. Please don't actually follow any of this advice, and don't report posts as inciting violence. You should know this already, but some of you forget which sub you are in when you report.
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